- “Hi! I hope school is going well. Do you think you’d be able to drop by and babysit this Friday?”
- I’d be happy to! Honestly, you don’t even need to pay me– I miss being a part of your family!
- I’m sorry, but I’m busy this week. Maybe next time?
- NO
- 👶
2. “heyy could I see your answers for the french hw”
- Of course! I can even write out alternate responses for you so that we don’t have the same answers! Is there anything else I can do for you?
- I don’t feel comfortable sharing my work, but if you have any questions I can try to answer them.
- Do it yourself, you lazy overcooked noodle.
- Perhaps…
3. “What’s your uni?”
- It’s cla123! And might I just say that I’m here for anything that uni-eed (“you need”)! Hah!
- cla123
- Wouldn’t you like to know.
- Uni? I ni! We all ni…
4. “Anyone want to meet up this weekend to study?”
- I would love to! I’ll book a study room. And maybe I’ll bake cookies too. Would matching “study buddy” t-shirts be too much?
- Sure. What time?
- With you? I think I’ll find better company elsewhere, but I’ll let you know if someone cancels.
- I’m busy
If you answered mostly A’s, you are Chef Mike’s Hot Honey Chicken! You are overwhelmingly sweet. Enjoy giving people stomach aches, you sicko! Sometimes you have to put your foot down. Learn to say no.
If you answered mostly B’s, you are Ferris pizza. Yes, you’re reliable and consistent, but that can be a little boring. Learn to live on the edge from time to time!
If you answered mostly C’s, you are John Jay’s Halloween Toxic Pasta. Wow! Someone needs to take a deep breath. If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
If you answered mostly D’s you are the unlabelled soup at Hewitt. Mysterious and suave. No one really knows what’s going on inside you, but that’s okay. Stay cryptic.
