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New York’s Hottest Club is: getting a Thanksgiving invite from your parents

Club promoter “Parents Weekend” is back, with an all-new atmosphere for cultivating familial longing.

It’s that thing where your parents never invite you home because it’s not ‘worth it for just a few days’ but this recent Homecoming has kinda touched their hearts so now they are, like, actually considering that home coming plane ticket. Anyways…
This place has everything your uncle who wants to show you his vape so damn bad (he swears it’s basically nicotine free despite hitting it every few minutes); your Grandpa who is still obsessed with explaining why ‘Sleepy Joe’ isn’t America’s best option right now; that one girl who bullied you in elementary school; a run-down Dunkin Donuts where your father will force you to do an impossible, unreasonable return.