Shrubland speaks out! In an exclusive interview with The Federalist, Chaparral Biome – known for her hot, dry summers and cool, wet winters – has distanced herself from fellow celebrity Chappell Roan. The “Pink Pony Club” singer had gone viral earlier this year for refusing to endorse Democratic nominee Kamala Harris for President, claiming that there were “issues on both sides,” deterring her from publicly aligning with either candidate.
“I felt like I had to set the record straight,” Chaparral Biome explained. “People confuse us all the time, and I get it. We both have red hair, we’re both associated with Los Angeles, we were both at Coachella.” But unlike her doppel-namer, the Mediterranean climate plans on voting in the upcoming election. “This is easily the most important election of my lifetime, and I’ve been around since the early Tertiary period. Frankly, if you’re not encouraging your fans to vote, you’re misusing your platform.” Chaparral has pledged to donate $5,000 dollars to Vice President Harris’s campaign, and she hopes that her public donation will inspire other celebrities and celebrity biomes to do the same. “If you want to be cool in California,” she concluded, “You better get out there and VOTE!”
