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Columbia’s Only Newspaper That Stole Your Airpods
Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021
From the issue:
August 26, 2024
Our Social Media Manager Inica with the Freaky Deaky Tips for Freshman Year!
August 20, 2024
“Going Back to What Works”: Columbia Announces Next Six Presidents Will Be White Men
August 14, 2024
MINOUCHE RESIGNED AND WE BEAT SPEC TO REPORTING IT HAHAHAHAHA
July 23, 2024
“They Got Joe, but They Won’t Get Me,” 114-Year-Old Roar-ee Insists He is Still Fit to Serve Despite Concerns About His Age
May 18, 2024
Post-Grad Tat Recs
May 12, 2024
“We Want What’s Best for Our Community! Therefore, We Have Demolished Our Community!”
May 9, 2024
Columbia Announces 2024-2025 Academic Year Canceled, Citing Security Concerns
May 7, 2024
President Shafik on Canceled Commencement Ceremony: “Fuck You Guys.”
May 6, 2024
Columbia Says “Fuck It,” Awards Netanyahu Honorary Doctorate
May 5, 2024
Columbia Announces Graduation Ceremony to Be Streamed via Drone Feed
May 2, 2024
Shafik and Rosenbury Expel All Current Students: “We Need to Start Fresh.”
April 28, 2024
Chef Mike’s Liberation Special
April 26, 2024
Columbia Announces Pilot Degree Program with NYPD
April 23, 2024
WKCR Gets Listened to for the First Time Ever
April 22, 2024
Oh, There She Is! Rosenbury Returns to Campus After Weekend at Coachella
April 21, 2024
Columbia to Establish New Chef Don’s Donut Shop for Increased NYPD Presence on Campus
April 19, 2024
BREAKING: Columbia Announces New Dorm Plans to Go Into Effect for the 2024-2025 Academic Year
April 18, 2024
Mondel Chocolates Kept in Business by One Single Tenured Professor
April 16, 2024
How to Ensure the Best Registration Outcome Possible
April 14, 2024
Duo to Launch New In-Person Verification Method
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