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Make friends and have sex
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Decide who has to buy the minifridge
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Narrowly avoid sexual assault on Frat Row
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Buy a cartier knockoff bracelet for sorority recruitment
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Eat steak and lobster off of a frisbee
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See the bottom half of your classmates faces
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Be forced to go to your friend’s shitty acapella concert
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Show off your spikeball prowess while everyone else is just trying to fucking chill
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Go to the second annual SEAS gala
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Try cocaine for the tenth time
