An Official Statement from The Office of Cuomo For Mayor
Ciao New York! It’s your favorite overly handsy Italian American, and I’m seeking your vote for Mayor of New York!
I know we are all fed up with Mayor Adams and the criminal charges and lawsuits that have overshadowed his term as Mayor. So what better person to replace him than someone who is also facing impending lawsuits? (Alleged) fraud or (Alleged) sexual harassment? The choice is yours, New York!
I know that I have made mistakes in the past, and I acknowledged the fact that I have made mistakes in the past in my 17 minute long intent-to-run video. And I understand the mistakes I have made are numerous. In fact, I am probably undercounting the number of mistakes I have made– you all (especially the elderly) know I’m “bad with numbers.” As for what those mistakes are– I honestly couldn’t tell you! It’s just tha, everyone on my staff says I made mistakes, so I guess “mistakes were made.”
But let’s look past those mistakes and have some fun, New York! I am a fun guy–did everyone forget that I pierced my nipples? C’mon, fuggedaboutit! Let’s do this shit, New York! Hell yeah!
Cuomo out!
