Dear Columbia Students,
We’ve heard your complaints. Despite our new locations this year, there is still one major glaring issue we haven’t been able to address when looking across all of Columbia’s dining options: there aren’t enough dining halls named after John Jay! How are we supposed to recognize and cherish the influence of the first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court if we’re subjected to dining halls that don’t bear his illustrious name?
Well fear not, Columbia students, because ahead of Cinco de Mayo this year, we are unveiling a brand new Mexican dining hall! After all, everyone knows that John Jay’s second favorite pastime (after brushing up on the Constitution) was whipping up some mean chimichangas!
Welcome, students, or should I say bienvenidos, to Señor Juan Jota’s Taqueria! Starting May 5, grab your amigos, and head arriba to a cafetería that’s gonna absolutely blow your cabezas! What better way to celebrate Mexican Fourth of July? We’ll serve you comida that’s muy auténtica, including but not limited to Mexican Pizzas, Doritos Locos Tacos, and Baja Blasts! And don’t forget El Crunchwrap Supreme! As they say in Mexico, live más, am I right?
We can’t wait for our estudiantes to try our newest dining option! Till then,
Hasta la vista baby,
Chef Mike (Cocinero Miguel)
Head of Columbia Dining
Recently Enrolled in Elementary Spanish II
