- Wake up at 5 AM. No excuses. Coffee date #1 is happening bright and early, maybe followed by some rock climbing with your polycule. Can’t happen if you’re sleeping in.
- Rollerskate between dates to be more efficient. The subway can get delayed, Uber is expensive, and CitiBike-ing from Morningside Heights to Bushwick will be too.
- There are 3 meals in a day. Plus coffee (which we did by waking up early) and also drinks and a second coffee date in the afternoon. Maybe also clubbing since V-Day is on a Friday. You’re booked and busy for each one of these, start saving up now.
- If you’re ever running late, make sure to carry a purple-reddish eyeshadow palette and fake some bruises. You accidentally fell on your way, duh! It’s also more believable if you show up in the rollerskates we suggested. Never admit to poor scheduling, it’s embarrassing when you’re poly (you should’ve been locked in on that GCal).
Sure, one could say that the goal of polyamory isn’t to date as many people as you can….but at The Fed, we advocate for chaos and degeneracy. Have fun with your ‘cule!
