Missed Connections: That One Statue Next to Futter Field | The Columbia Federalist
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Missed Connections: That One Statue Next to Futter Field

Saw you as I was power-walking to Diana before class to get a burrito bowl. Couldn’t take my eyes off your oxidized green tunic (retro chic!), or your adorable bob (also green). Also intrigued by the enormous blunt you were clutching. #decriminalizemarijuana, am I right? My ex Alma isn’t returning my calls, so I’m sort of looking for a rebound casual kinda thing. Down for drinks at Arts & Crafts this weekend?