Best Cuck Chairs on Campus for Couples Looking to Try Something New This Valentine’s Day | The Columbia Federalist
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Best Cuck Chairs on Campus for Couples Looking to Try Something New This Valentine’s Day

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  1. Milstein Green Chairs. The Fed specifically recommends the chairs on the 2nd floor overlooking Futter Field for their great lighting and easy access to the Zine Library. Known for being the epitome of comfort on campus, these mossy pieces of furniture offer the ideal angle to recline and enjoy the show of Barnardites scuttling to class.
  2. Alma’s Lap. She’s a little cold around this time of year, but if physical contact is your love language, Alma’s your gal. Enjoy the iconic view of Butler Library and the erect Penis Fountains while your partner(s) go at it on the Sundial. When Alma’s locked up behind the barriers, you get some bonus bondage with a buddy.
  3. NoCo Library Chair. With its vast ceiling mirrors, these chairs offer a unique opportunity to watch yourself get cucked. Cuckception, if you will. If you need a slutty and subtle pick-me-up before Round 2, Joe’s Coffee is right there!