“Hey guys and welcome to my What’s in My Bag vlog as a student at Columbia University! Today I’m going to be—oh, you need to check my bag? For non-racial profiling reasons… yeah, sure, I guess. I’m filming right now—oh, I can’t film? Are you sure? I mean if you want to go head to head with the ACLU again be my guest… great!
Sorry about that, guys! We’re just going to skip to the What’s-in-My-Bag part, haha. I guess I’m going to have a special guest helping me show you guys everything… Okay so that’s my laptop, iPad, laptop charger, iPad charger, some, uh, Adderall. Why’s it in a Ziploc bag? Look, there’s a line forming behind me, enough with the questions, alright?
Some posters… no, they don’t say Fuck Columbia. Oh, they do? Must be a different Columbia. Yeah, the sportswear brand, yeah, that one. And some signs with letters… F, R, E, E—no, they don’t spell Free Palestine…Darn! They got all mixed up, that sucks. Actually It’s, um, supposed to spell out PENIS FEE ALERT. Yeah, um, the SGA is thinking of charging men money for the new Barnard gym, it’s a whole thing with the endowment. Yeah, I know, right? Super annoying. So yeah, that’s unrelated to the whole protest thing, haha. I’m just gonna put that back in there…
And my headphones! I got the new pair of AirPod Maxes and they’re really comfortable and have great sound quality. You can use my promo code BARNARD1984 for 10% off when you shop online! Thanks for watching, guys!”
