In a recent announcement via their diplomatic envoy, “Little France” (the tiny run-off nation located in the narrow corridor between the Lawns and Butler Library) has begun strict enforcement of their border. Border patrol now requires valid CUID and a Little France passport to enter, promising to turn away or even detain those who do not comply. When Fed reporters attempted to talk to those allowed in, they were met with a few obstacles. The first being a language barrier: inability to speak “Little French”. Moreover, our reporters were unable to peer through the thick veil of cigarette smoke far enough to discern any residents. C’est la vie, I guess… or however they would say that in their little corridor.
Little France Now Requires Valid Passport to Enter
