Come one! Come all! Hear ye this tale of woe, and depart with a new hack for this dreadful winter season. A fortnight ago, ‘twas shiveringly cold in my dormitory. I tossed and turned, but could not find reprieve from the dreadful chill. I cursed the horrid administration, “A pox upon thee Katrina!” but ‘twas no use. Just then, at the pinnacle of my dire frost, a pinging sound from my cellular device: my DoorDasher had arrived! I scurried downstairs, retrieved my pizza, and returned to the icebox I call home. As I unfolded the large cardboard box, an idea struck me like a clap of thunder. What if I was to use the jumbo cheese slice as a blanket? It was certainly large enough, and the warmth emitting from Koronet’s finest was simply too enticing to resist. I curled up underneath it and sighed in relief, my slice surrounding me and my chill cured. To any students troubled by the winter cold, I beg of thee to attempt this before hope is lost and you freeze over!!
Koronet’s Komforter: My Dorm Hasn’t Turned the Heat On So I’m Using a Jumbo Cheese Slice to Stay Warm
