Grandma got run over by Chef Mike
Walking home from Uris Christmas Eve
You can say he never meant to do it
But as for all the students we believe
She’d been wolfing down too much of the gyro
Her bag was stuffed with Cheetos, cookies too
You could tell Chef Mike was getting angry
And he knew the fateful thing he had to do
He closed the shop as she was leaving Uris
Made his way through swarms of Econ bros
And as he caught up to her at the steps
A delightful warm aroma hit his nose
Grandma got run over by Chef Mike
Walking home from Uris Christmas Eve
You can say he never meant to do it
But as for all the students we believe
Chef Mike thought back to when he was a child
How his grandma made the greatest subs of all
And if she was the greatest sandwich maker
She could be the greatest sub in Uris Hall
The Chef Mike’s Grandma’s Special was a big hit
That sandwich really packed a meaty punch
And so Chef Mike would smile at the students
As they ate that roadkill grandma for their lunch
Grandma got run over by Chef Mike
Walking home from Uris Christmas Eve
You can say he never meant to do it
But as for all the students we believe
