In response to the recent Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest in New York in October, a Harry Styles look-alike contest emerged in London, a Paul Mescal look-alike contest in Dublin, and a Jeremy Allen White look-alike competition in Chicago. Columbia University was feeling a little left out, so they decided to organize a contest of their own. An Armstrong look-alike competition was held on Sunday, November 10 at the Sundial.
The Fed covered the event and even nominated publisher Fenway Donegan as a contestant (his luscious curls and tendency to wear power suits make him an excellent candidate). There was a great deal of cheer and excitement in the air as the contestants lined up on stage. Roar-ee left in a fit of rage two minutes in, pushing the announcer off the Sundial, after receiving the fewest votes. Kelvin Weakarms, a sophomore at Columbia, just barely beat out runner-up Chef Mike for the title.
The Fed interviewed Weakarms after the winner was announced. Kelvin said, “It’s perfect because I’m transferring schools next year so my role at this school is temporary as well.” However, Kelvin’s initial excitement faltered when the prize was revealed to be a lengthy letter from Armstrong stating that although the competition was exciting, the gates would remain closed.
