Columbia Federalist reporters were lucky to catch Ohio-native, congressman, and vice-president-hopeful J.D. Vance on his way home from the furniture store and asked him a few questions in advance of the general election next Tuesday. Regarding the overturning of Roe v. Wade and abortion rights, Vance stated:
“Gbkdfhgirueg fkkasfdnkjas dnfjndsp. I hate women. Slclsf$vn egwksnsjbjs kdnf lsmdfowe jfuwb efljqm@f, lks$d mvopsdimgvoianbln? Ajhbdn abqkshja djhasdj. I wish that I could carry my own children so that they never had to feel the touch of the lesser species (women). Alkfdngoierj ngpemrb oa&ekmv and kmwoe@fjabe gvja hefKavpsd jfksnj gaalkn, dfglknsfdg klnsfdg kl#njoig. I bet abortions lowkey taste good. Jfwewfos dnsdjk vpsdofkjsodfpkc. I hate babies, too. nfdjnvpsp dfopsdkofkmd mdklsmk$lslk!! Sjnfsdk jnds#kjnal. And I hate myself, really. Gmnbv@mwoold djnfjnds&*gfadofk sidfnsld fdksjdjdjjdksn cnndndjsjfjn, cnspoeinnf nsjffjndjnsdfjnfsdjnsfd, gakpdfglk$lakal mkkmsm*xmkdmf.”
What a doozy! This guy clearly knows what he’s talking about. The Federalist hopes this exclusive information will inform voters as they head to the polls to cast their vote.
