So, the Yankees lost the World Series. You spent all that time learning player names so you could pretend to be a fan when they won, but then the Yankees lost. But don’t give up hope just yet! Sure, they got swept in 5 games by the Dodgers, but look on the bright side: if you put on your Columbia glasses and look at the score as a GPA, then that means they got a 4.1, just like you dream of! The Yankees may not have won the World Series, but, with a GPA that high, they’d at least have made the honor roll! And at the end of the day, which one really matters more?