It’s that time of year again… your Butler crush has seen you in full cruddy midterms glory, that one JJs guy knows you by name, and your fall wardrobe is in free-fall thanks to climate change. No worries! We at the Fed are here with a guide to spice up your spooky season with the hottest looks for this Halloween.
- Hooda Halal right from the cart at two A.M.
Nothing sexier than extra white sauce on chicken over rice! Throw on the most neon orange thing you own and stuff extra napkins in your pocket, and you’ll look the part.
- The Great God Pan statue from outside Lewisohn
Fantastic if you’re on a budget! Whip off your shirt and drape yourself around the lawns in a sort of enticing and casual way; you’ll have visiting tours scrambling for a photo in no time.
- The view from an EC suite
What’s hotter than a good housing lottery number? All this costume requires is luck and a Columbia ID.
- The Butler tropical breeze
You’ll be the one warm spot in everyone’s day with this costume! You just need a fan and a lot of hot air.
- Classy, smart, cool, fun satirical writer
Just submit to the Fed. Nothing else this costume requires.
