Presidential candidate Kamala Harris’ social media campaign seems to have taken a different direction recently, drawing attention to her newest social media team member, a “Mrs. Styles.” Her latest additions to the @KamalaHQ Instagram bio include:
- Lost?👣 Follow my campaign!
- Turn that 💙 button 💚
- Doug💍Tim👯Gwen💃Lil’ Sister Lieutenant💂
- I’m not the shortest Presidential nominee, I’m fun-sized😋🍬
- Vote? Vote.
It wasn’t until we sat down with “Mrs. Styles” that we realized what exactly was going on. “She arrived at our interview wearing a floral high-low dress, infinity scarf, and wedge sneakers” reports our Federalist interviewer, further clarifying, “Eventually the topic of her recent coma came up. It appears she hadn’t been conscious since 2013.”
When we asked her fellow social media manager if they had realized something may have been up, she explained, “Honestly, with all the CharliXCX hype I really didn’t realize she was exclusively fangirling to Boom Clap.” However, she admitted that “In hindsight, her mustache necklace was probably not post-modern and meta.”
Unfortunately, it appears “Mrs. Styles’” termination is imminent following her recent post on the @KamalaHQ TikTok calling for participation in the “Slenderman Challenge.”
