Following a historic vote, Columbia University has decided that one of its beloved red-tail hawks will now be known as “Tuah.” The Columbia University Student Government held a vote amongst the student body, which resulted in a 98% yes vote, with a total of 69% of the student body showing up to the polls.
“I’m shocked, truly,” said Interim President Katrina Armstrong when asked to comment. “I never expected the student body to come to an agreement on anything so early into my presidency.”
Rumor has it that student councils will soon begin a fundraiser to have Tuah, the red-tailed hawk, as a guest on the Talk Tuah podcast. As always, the Fed will be there to report on any legendary updates.
