Due to limited seating in the Barnard dining hall, Hewitt, as well as an overwhelming number of complaints by frustrated Barnard Students, steps are being taken to limit the number of Columbia University students, mainly men, from entering the women’s college dining hall. Although it has been decided that fully barring Columbia males from entering would be against the university’s discrimination policy, Barnard College higher ups have found creative ways to tackle this issue, one of which being posing a simple question: All Columbia men must do to enter is name one woman. That’s it! Pretty simple, right? Today, we are counting down our top responses.
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Interviewer: Name a woman
Columbia Man: What?
Interviewer: Name a woman
Columbia Man: Why?
Interviewer: Name a woman
Columbia Man: Just, like, any woman?
Interviewer: Yes
Columbia Man: …. …. why
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Interviewer: Name a woman
Columbia Man: Uhhh hahaha
Interviewer: Please, name a woman. Literally any woman
Columbia Man: Like…uhhh………….like
(This subject then went back to Ferris, where he belongs.)
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Interviewer: Name a woman
Columbia Man: But what is a woman really?
Interviewer: Come on in! (they are gonna sacrifice him to the flame station gods)
