What can I say? She’s your favorite mentally-ill bitch’s favorite mentally-ill bitch, and I can’t help but stan her for it.
Sorry if women having boundaries makes you feel emasculated or cheated out—you should probably talk to someone about that…but not me! We don’t owe you anything just because you think parasocial relationships are legitimate.
Anyway—later losers, I’m off to meet with my therapist to figure out what on earth I’m doing for the rest of my life. And figure out what I’m doing about the election.
Maybe I’ll just leave the planet…
(and you! can’t! come!)
