An increasing number of Bold, Beautiful, Bugs have been crawling on Barnard’s campus and residential halls, with Sidechat and your local suite group chat blowing up after each spotting. As always, the Columbia Federalist is here to investigate the people’s concerns. Previous Federalist investigative reporting pointed to the source of these pesky visitors as a classic D-rating sanitation level, or maybe a silly Halloween prank — but it was way deeper and darker than the Fed could ever predict.
Upon inspection of a dead roach, we found a hidden audio recorder on the bug. A bug on a bug. Well done, Laura Rosenbury. Simultaneously cracking down on student organizers, Barnard lesbian drama, and your telehealth therapy sessions –– it was all a play on words.
