I finally did it. I stuck it in for the first time. And by it, I mean my absentee ballot–I stuck it into the mailbox. (Get your head out of the gutter, pervert).
Don’t worry, I made sure to use protection–I double sealed that envelope real tight.
And it felt AMAZING. Definitely the most fun I have ever had filling out a bubble sheet. I don’t think there is anything that compares to the glowing pleasure that comes with fulfilling your obligation as an American citizen in our (unstable) democracy.
I had so much fun doing it that I encouraged all my friends to partake. The more people you vote alongside, the more fun and freaky it can get ;). So be like all the cool politically inclined students on campus and vote! ‘Cause this November, V-Card means Voter Card. Register, make a plan, and GET OUT TO VOTE!
