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Reasons the Fed is More Indie Sleaze than You 

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  1. We made our Fed logo wear a Charli XCX brat shirt the night before the album drop because we’re also gay and know what’s trending.
  2. Back in Fall 2021, our tagline was “Columbia’s only newspaper that still wears skinny jeans” — we knew they were coming back way back then.
  3. We can say words like “sex” and “fuck” and “cum” and other newspapers like Spec and Bwog are too scared to say them because they aren’t indie sleaze.
  4. I (Dani, arts editor and proud Fed member) knew about The Dare before you did. That’s it.