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Ode to That One Statue on the 117th Median

Something Boring, Something Boxy and Blue

Thou still unravish’d sculpture of eye soreness,

    Thou Barnumbia-child of grave and wasted dime,

Art historian, who canst thus express

    An artist statement more sweetly than this rhyme:

What boxy-humbug’d legend haunts about thy shape

    Of deans or morals, or of both,

               In street Median or the gates of Earl?

    What men or gods are these? What professors loth?

What mad ‘abstract’ pursuit? What struggle to escape?

               What shades of blue and rectangles? What wild ecstasy?

Heard sculptures are sweet, but those unheard

    Are sweeter; therefore, ye jagged shape, stand on;

Not to the sensual eye, but, more endear’d,

    Pipe to the pleasant aesthetics of no one:

Fair youth, between the median, thou canst not leave

    Thy clunky structure, nor ever can those streets be bare;

               Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss,

Though passing beyond the gate yet, do not grieve;

    She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy blue bulky bliss,

               For ever wilt thou love, and she be there!