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Dear Barnard ‘28:  You will come out as non-binary in two years, start thinking about it now 

Happy first year of college you little queers! It’s so cute that you decided to come to a historically women’s college because you love theorizing gender and also want to escape your suburban hometown for gay New York. <3 I too once entered Barnard College as a she/they with pink streaks in my hair.

As a senior, I’m here to share some words of wisdom. Most people don’t just view gender as a “spectrum” and feel disconnected from their body and also have a crush on every single person with a mullet that they see and secretly wish that they were them…—  YOU ARE NON-BINARY. 

Please save yourself the years of she/they —> they/she —> they/them and start questioning yourself NOW.