Look out, Columbia! We have a certified LGBTQ ally in our midst. Local straight man N. Tewgerls went straight up to the Queer Alliance club fair table, and, noticing they had pens and frisbees and shit, dove right in and started taking their stuff.
“You could tell he was passionate about our mission,” the club’s director said. “He just went dead-eyed when he saw those pens, man. The dude was locked in.” Tewgerl’s fervent commitment to the club was recognized by several onlookers, who reported seeing him repeatedly return to the table to snag individual Starbursts and handfuls of stickers. “I’m living off this free shit,” Tewgerls told the Fed. “It’s legitimately essential for me right now. I did not bring any school supplies or stickers to college. I really needed this.”
Small acts of allyship really do bring this community together. Thank you, hero!
