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BREAKING NEWS: Columbia University’s Climate Research Funded by Over $43.7M From Fossil Fuel Corporations

No, we’re not fucking with you. For once, The Federalist is publishing real news. 

According to a report released by Sunrise Columbia, the university has accepted $43 MILLION from fossil fuel corporations — and the university entity that pulls the most money from the total amount is…the Center on Global Energy Policy? God, this article basically wrote itself. 
Not only that, but we beat The Columbia Daily Spectator to report breaking campus news for the second time in a row? Lol @columbiaspec u lose (and so does the environment, unfortunately…)