It’s rush – sorry, recruitment – weekend at Columbia University, and the mice are out to play (freezing in their mini white dresses and open-toed heels on college walk, of course). We at the Fed are here to prepare you for sorority success. Want to pick up a Bid Day Baddie? Use these themed pick-up lines that are sure to secure you a date.
- Call me a purple toner shampoo the way I wish I was clogging your drain, baby.
- Hey girl, is that an industrial sander, or your fake tanner glove? Either way, I’d love to rub up on you.
- It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No really, whats that jet engine sound coming from the communal bathroom? (It’s a dyson airwrap) Oh? Is that what they are calling that nowadays?
- It’s giving lineage the way you’re making my little real big right now…
- I’ll give you the keys to my off-campus house anytime you’d like!
- Babe, what? You got dropped by your top house? Why don’t I come over and pledge your sisterhood right now?
- Dry recruitment? Not when I’m near you!
- The only rushing I’m doing is back home to you, baby.
- Legacy-them titties, sister!
