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First Week of School Heat Wave Caused by Chef Don’s Pizza Oven

The sweltering heat wave that prompted a flurry of heat advisory emails was a lovely welcome message as students moved back to campus for the new school year. After much speculation about the correlation of this heat wave with the return to campus, it was found that the excessive heat in the city was created by an overuse of Chef Don’s pizza oven. After a wildly successful opening last spring, Chef Don’s pizza has been in incredibly high demand. Thus, the heat was uncontainable. We are still investigating the exact details of this case and will keep you updated with any updates.