Brave! This Columbia Woman Claims, ‘Oh my god, I wish I went to Barnard!’

This morning, one incredibly brave female Columbian made a shocking assertion when she discovered that one girl in her lecture was actually a Barnard student. “Oh, you go to Barnard? You’re so lucky—I wish I went to Barnard.” When reached for further comment, the student continued, “Barnard girls just have such cute, quirky style. I don’t even feel comfortable on Barnard’s campus, I just feel so out of place. But, no, yeah, I really wish I could have gone there. Just girls supporting girls. So fun. What’s that? Did I apply to Barnard? Oh, no. That’s hilarious. No. Not at all. Wait, people don’t think that, right?”