We here at the Federalist are proud to announce that we are for boats. If our readers have had one complaint about our work over the years, it is that we haven’t been producing enough boating content; so once and for all, we’d like to make our stance crystal clear. We are aware this will give endless ammunition to our critics, many of whom say, “boats look big and ugly out there on the water.” But, screw it, someone’s got to take a stand—and we won’t let this publication sink. We support boats.
BRAVE ENDORSEMENT: The Fed Comes Out as Pro-Boats
