NEW YORK, NY— After an unexpected storm on Tuesday, first responders confirmed the death of Shrimp Rose and Shrimp Jack. The pair were attending the Columbia sponsored “Surf and Turf” when inclement weather forced the Shrimp Boat to sail indoors. Unfortunately, the Shrimp Boat never made it and was never recovered.
Many were left incredibly distraught after the incident. One witness said, “They were so in love! Shrimp Rose told Shrimp Jack to ‘paint her like one of his French lobsters’… that was weird but they were cute!” Unconfirmed reports tell of a door that was not large enough for two shrimps.
