LERNER HALL — When asked by a friend if he would be going to the Columbia Clefhangers’ end-of-semester concert this past weekend, Josh Carleton, CC ‘24, shocked and appalled the second floor of Ferris Booth Commons with his answer. According to the diners five tables and three feet away, Carleton retorted, “Why would I? A cappella is fucking lame. None of the groups are even good.”
Carleton neglected to mention his three unsuccessful attempts to audition for the Clefhangers. According to sources close to Carleton, he plans to audition yet again this coming semester since apparently he can’t take a fucking hint.
