MORNINGSIDE, NY – On Wednesday, December 8, Freshman Sam Brown was confused by what was taking the Ferris Lunch line so long. “I was just trying to get my grilled cheese on,” explained Brown in an exclusive interview with The Fed. Brown expressed confusion about the efficacy of the line: “it doesn’t seem the most efficient to have us walking in circles like this, but what do I know? I’m not in charge.” As of press time, Brown was unsure what the chanting was for.
“This Ferris lunch line is really not making headway” Says Undergrad, Accidentally Joining strike
