- Fork and Spoon = Spork
- Yellow and blue crayon = green crayon
- Cord and socket = dongle
- Two halves of an Avocado = whole Avocado
- Salt and pepper = Everything-but-the-Bagel seasoning
- Bride and groom = funny child of divorce
- Joker and Harley Quinn = one healthy single person
- Bert and Marry Poppins = gender envy
- Linguini and Collete = a regular rat (gender envy)