Are these two looking for a sublet or a threesome?

Hey! Thanks for reading our post! We’re a bit desperate to squeeze someone in this month (preferably non-male!) – the market for this sort of thing is just crazy right now! We are super friendly, work hard, play hard, and progressive. Of course, we expect some small talk, but we are VERY respectful of each other’s boundaries.  

Amenities: medium-hard mattress and bed frame. This is a vegan household so there is no down or leather.

A few things to note: we have a cat but can keep her in the other room. There is a fourth, but they’re really quiet – you won’t even notice them. We also typically listen to music on vinyl, but we can all wear headphones if you’d prefer. And most importantly, we are a shoes-off household, but are open to other people’s personal preferences in this area. I also should say, we are having some issues with the pipes, but we will keep working on unclogging them for when you get here!

And finally, in these times, we do want to share that we got the jab! But we still prefer that you’re tested for everything. 

Haha! If you got to the bottom of this, congrats! You’ll probably fit in nicely ; ) Can’t wait to hear from you soon and we’ll talk about a payment plan when you reach out!