BWOGHOLE, SIX FEET UNDER – The Federalist has received a tip from an anonymous source that a member of Bwog, a prestigious campus publication, consumed at least six fluid ounces of alcohol this weekend.
The source provided a photograph, which we decided not to display to protect the privacy of the individual involved. In accordance with our policy of journalistic integrity, we would like to note that this entire story may be a baseless fabrication staged to remind us that Bwog is supposedly relevant and scandalous.
As of press time, the juicy story may have caused Bwog to follow Yik Yak to the grave.
