Trump Tells Santa to Put Muslims on Naughty List


A Christmas quarrel

A Christmas quarrel

“Muslims have been very, very naughty this year,” Trump said.  “When I’m president, I’ll build a big beautiful database.  You can be sure that Santa will be checking it twice by the time I’m through with him.”

“And why are we just letting him pump cheap presents into our country?,” Trump quickly added. “The North Pole is beating us on trade because they know our leaders are stupid.”