Columbia University announced this week that, along with its yearly flu shot program, the University would also be offering free peptide injections in partnership with the U.S. Department of Health and Human…
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Still deciding between an overly sexualized cartoon character, that couple idea you…
Dearest Mommy, I hope everything is going well at home! It’s been…
Hey guys! A lot of people have been asking me what media…
In an attempt to increase student morale as midterms inevitably destroy it, Columbia has decided to create a haunted house in Low Library. The haunted house will open to the public in…
JUST IN—Following extensive deliberation and consideration, administrators at Columbia have unveiled a brand-new plan to be even more publicly safe: Public Safety for Public Safety (or, Public-Safety-Squared). The plan comes about following…
I’ll admit it. When I came to college, I was really worried that, as a man, I was too sexually inexperienced to find a tangible, IRL girlfriend. I just didn’t have that…
With growing pressure from the city in the last few months, the Columbia and Morningside Heights community awaits patiently to see if this is the year the gates finally reopen. Plenty of…
Last week, 26 teams of SEAS students competed in their annual Cardboard Boat Regatta, also known as their excuse for not taking the swim test. Armed with only cardboard and duct tape,…
Have you ever been approached in middle school by Mom and Dad needing to talk to you? Did you have to choose who you loved more in court? Did you think that…
When The Sundial was revived in 2024, we set out to redefine what a poorly-written on-campus ragebait magazine could be. We wanted to promote real discussion between Columbia students, and show our…
We would like to address a recent controversy involving the Columbia Spectator. Students have expressed concern regarding the Spectator’s latest issue, in which the publication proudly displayed their new advertising partnership with…
Your Go To: Your Favorite Topping: Your Most Common ShMikes Visit Time: Fav Dressing: Mostly 1s: You are basic, but trendy. You like it simple, but with a little twist and that’s…
Dear Ms. Plimperton, This is my first year living with my best friends, and it’s everything I’d ever hoped for in all regards but one. The other day I caught one of…
There once was a little old shitter, Who had a really loose sphincter, MiraLAX™ from the store, They shat on the floor And left with a hole a lil’ rawer.…
