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Our COVID-19 Issue
April 1, 2020
A Letter from The Feditors
Awkward: Professor Zoom-ing into Class from Same Resort in Cabo as Student
Columbia to Require COVID-19 to Take Sexual Respect Training Before Infecting Students
Cover Up These Perfect Grades? I’d Rather Catch Corona
Excerpts from My Virtual P. E. Diaries
Letter from a Sig-Nu Brother
Letter Template for Your (Prospective) Internship: I Am Awesome
QUIZ: Which Apocalyptic Columbian Are You?
A Letter to Prezbo: Things That I Miss about Campus
Ten Ways to Respond When Someone Asks You What’s New over Zoom and Nothing Is New
Tesla Deemed Essential Business after Roadster Used as $200,000 Toilet Paper
The Higher Your Temperature, the Bigger Your Dick, Says Trump
This Just In: Coronavirus Originated from Super Bats in the Columbia Tunnels
Dos Toros to Become Uno Toro after Selling One of Its Two Bulls to Stay Afloat
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