The Federalist

Columbia's Only Newspaper That Screams When You Burn It

A Letter from The Feditors

Awkward: Professor Zoom-ing into Class from Same Resort in Cabo as Student

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Columbia to Require COVID-19 to Take Sexual Respect Training Before Infecting Students

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Cover Up These Perfect Grades? I’d Rather Catch Corona

Excerpts from My Virtual P. E. Diaries

Letter from a Sig-Nu Brother

Letter Template for Your (Prospective) Internship: I Am Awesome

QUIZ: Which Apocalyptic Columbian Are You?

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A Letter to Prezbo: Things That I Miss about Campus

Ten Ways to Respond When Someone Asks You What’s New over Zoom and Nothing Is New

Tesla Deemed Essential Business after Roadster Used as $200,000 Toilet Paper

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The Higher Your Temperature, the Bigger Your Dick, Says Trump

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This Just In: Coronavirus Originated from Super Bats in the Columbia Tunnels

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Dos Toros to Become Uno Toro after Selling One of Its Two Bulls to Stay Afloat

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