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Maybe the Bacchanal Headliner Is the Friends We Made Along the Way

With Bacchanal less than a month away and not a headliner in sight, it’s clear that this year’s planning committee has chosen to do something… different. “The past two years have been…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Books/On Campus

The LitHum Syllabus Explained in BookTok Tropes

by Izzy Szyfer

March 4, 2025March 4, 2025

Completely lost in LitHum? Fret not with this handy-dandy guide to your…

Articles/Arts and Culture

Hilaria Baldwin Wins Best Actress for ‘Emilia Pérez’

by Ashley Rapp

March 3, 2025March 3, 2025

Hilaria Baldwin just secured her first Oscar win. The star, 41, won…

Articles/Pop Culture

Kylie Jenner’s Kids Can No Longer Fall Asleep Without A Harmonica Lullaby by Timothée Chalamet

by Livy Molko

March 2, 2025March 4, 2025

With Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner’s unsuspecting relationship going on two years…

Articles/On Campus/Politics

Fear Not Columbia Community, for Mike Pompeo Has Arrived!

by Beau Gantz

March 1, 2025March 1, 2025

A Letter from the Desk of Interim President Katrina Armstrong: Dear Columbia Community, I recognize that these past few months have been uniquely challenging. Restrictions on campus coupled with rising tensions surrounding…

Articles/Arts and Culture/World

‘I’M SO FUCKING PISSED’: Punxsutawney Phil’s Wife to Leave Him Alone This Week

by Ashley Rapp and Oliver Green

February 28, 2025February 28, 2025

At a time of peak winter-weather cuddles, Punxsutawney Phyllis has kicked husband Phil to the couch due to the recent warm, specifically spring, weather. TMZ reports that Phil has been “out of…

Articles/Pop Culture

Mikey Madison To Teach Russian For Heritage Speakers I & II

by Ava Young-Stoner

February 27, 2025February 27, 2025

After the broad success and acclaim of Anora (despite my mid Letterboxd review lolz follow me @moistweave), Columbia’s Slavic Department has announced that the film’s leading actress, Mikey Madison, has joined their…

Articles/Arts and Culture

“Five Stars for Five-Head”: Lily-Rose Depp’s Groundbreaking Forehead Representation

by Joshua Thorne

February 25, 2025February 25, 2025

Lily Rose-Depp’s starring role in Robert Egger’s remake of the classic film Nosferatu has been critically acclaimed, but for many Columbia students, she’s more than a scream queen. For many who have…

Articles/Arts and Culture/Food and Drink

Having a Yerb With You (in the style of Frank O’Hara)

by Dani Winkler and Ashley Rapp

February 23, 2025February 23, 2025

is even more fun than going to Amity, 1020, The Heights, The Expat, Suiteor being sick to my stomach on the Via back to your dormpartly because when drinking your Orange Exuberance…

Articles/Breaking News

Student Excited to Announce That They Are #OpenToDate

by Inica Kotasthane

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

Hi everyone! I wanted to share an important update with my network regarding my personal life. I am now #OpenToDate! This comes after months of listening to ‘attracting, not chasing’ subliminals, writing…

Articles/Arts and Culture/On Campus

“Pressed” Up: A Fed x Spec Fanfiction

by Kimberly Wing

February 18, 2025February 18, 2025

Tags: #fedxspec #fedtator #columbiafederalist #columbiadailyspectator #enemiestolovers #slowburn #collegeau #columbiauniversity #newyorkcity #journalism “Spec!” A familiar voice belonging to Bwog called out, halting Spec on their way to the first day of class. “How…

Articles/Business

Who Owns the Black Turtleneck: Elizabeth Holmes vs. The Big Apple (Steve Jobs)

by Lynn Collardin and Livy Molko

February 17, 2025February 17, 2025

Both Stanford and Columbia’s campuses have been buzzing with anticipation as they wait for the two schools to battle it out and make a final decision regarding an age-old battle: which university…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

PCHS To Offer Free Separation Surgeries for Conjoined Couples

by Dani Winkler and Ashley Rapp

February 16, 2025February 16, 2025

This Valentine’s Day, ask your lover for the most romantic gift of all: a little space, for Christ’s Sake! As a “holiday special,” Barnard’s Primary Care Health Services will be offering separation…

Articles/Food and Drink/On Campus

Student at Chef Mike’s Reportedly Extremely Anxious to Order Same Sandwich for the Thousandth Time

by Beau Gantz

February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

According to multiple reports from our dedicated Federalist correspondents in Uris Hall, SEAS student Anne T. Seaushill has been sporting sweaty palms and a rapid heartbeat while in line at Chef Mike’s…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus

Barnard to Send Non-Emergency Response Messages Via Carrier Pigeon

by Dani Winkler

February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

In response to student feedback, Senior Associate Director of Fire and Life Safety Ashley Vargas reported on Friday that the Barnard CARES Response Team will begin to send non-emergency messaging via carrier…

Articles/Arts and Culture

Dear Fed: I Wrote You an Acrostic Valentine’s Poem to Show You That I Really Care <3

by Oliver Green

February 14, 2025February 12, 2025

From: A Loyal Reader By Oliver Green Fantastic! Enchanting! Delightful! Erm, ok I thought the deal was I’d just do “Fed” and get out of here, but that’s alright… Elegant! Really uh……

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