The Columbia Federalist

December 23, 2024December 23, 2024

Grandma Got Run Over by Chef Mike

Grandma got run over by Chef Mike Walking home from Uris Christmas Eve You can say he never meant to do it But as for all the students we believe She’d been…

Articles/Arts and Culture

12 Days of Winter Break

by Ashley Rapp

December 21, 2024December 21, 2024

On the twelfth day of winter break, my family gave me Twelve…

Advice/Articles/Politics

Report: Post-Election Vibes Probably Way Better Back Home

by Beau Gantz

December 19, 2024December 19, 2024

Since Donald Trump’s victory in the November 5th presidential election, Columbia’s campus…

Articles/Breaking/On Campus

Lerner Ramps Transformed into Giant Winter Wonderland Toboggan Slide

by Olivia Ruble

December 17, 2024December 17, 2024

Every student to pass through these hallowed halls must come to the…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

What To Do the Night Before Your First Final but Your Zodiac Is Saying “You Can’t Force Yourself To Create When You’re Burnt Out”

by Valerie Rahman Yum

December 15, 2024December 15, 2024

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Articles/Barnard/Business

Heartwarming: Barnard Receives Donation of 50 Cents and Half-Eaten Hot Dog

by Kimberly Wing

December 12, 2024December 12, 2024

With the announcement that Barnard will be $252 million in projected debt for its construction project, the college is scrambling to redistribute its funding and grow its endowment. Emails have been sent…

Advice/Articles/On Campus

10 Best Ways to Use a Study Room

by Zoe SIlverman

December 11, 2024December 11, 2024

Study rooms are essential to a college student’s academic life. How else can I get work done if I am not alone in a four-foot by four-foot cubicle? I like my studying…

Articles/Breaking/Business

Penn Celebrates First Cool Alum Since Noam Chomsky

by Federalist Staff

December 10, 2024December 10, 2024

Infamous for its controversial alumni including Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Dr. Oz, the University of Pennsylvania really needed a cool, likeable alumnus to rebuke their current public perception as the nation’s…

Articles/Barnard/On Campus/Politics/Style

What’s in My Bag ft. Barnard Campus Security

by Inica Kotasthane

December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

“Hey guys and welcome to my What’s in My Bag vlog as a student at Columbia University! Today I’m going to be—oh, you need to check my bag? For non-racial profiling reasons……