"Once you get hooked, it isn’t long before you’re dropping all your breakfast swipes on drinkable yogurt."
"You haven’t touched me in weeks. What happened to us?"
"I could definitely perk up, but I don’t. Because I’m a misanthropic bitch."
This debate got pretty vicious.
We've got to get him out of there.
He's just as numb on the inside.
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."
Revel in the holiday spirit!
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"
“I can’t tell you how many times I have been traumatized by seeing meatloaf."
“What you have to realize is that ‘Beta brother’ is really just a social construct.”
She euphorically closed all twelve Courseworks tabs on her computer and logged into Netflix.
"To deliver the application form, we had to climb into this dark pit and sacrifice one of our members on financial aid."
She insisted she was "learning how to learn."
"This is exactly the kind of back-of-the-envelope calculation we want our students to employ.”
The administration has finally given in to the rat's demands.
“We’ll settle for someone else’s first-born child, if an issue arises. We’re not picky.”
It's all out of love for his family.
"I finally feel comfortable enough to spread my wings and be the racial extremist I’ve always known I could be.”
We have reprinted Bollinger's most notable emails.
He even made his roommate take down the Budweiser posters, but that was for aesthetic reasons.
“In a way, Lincoln Center is like a tree, and I will drive it into the ground.”
"With this new policy, we will be able to better cultivate an external image of respect.”
"Can you believe it? It’s like I just snuck onto the team through the back door."
He played with the notion of letting the other students take a crack at the answer.
His mother waved to us from the cockpit.
They are 100% effective.
Her professor also cuts her off after only two to seven minutes of speaking.