You mock me,
But I am human too.
Underneath these layers of Coyote fur,
Solid red blood;
I have feelings.
I am not just a stereotype or a statistic–
I am so much more.
I live vivaciously.
I spend money on the essentials,
Food, shelter, and my jacket,
But most of all,
I want You to know that I am like you.
We are not so different You and I,
You wear Nike; I wear Adidas.
You wear Goodwill; I wear Canada Goose.
But we are more than the labels we choose to wear.
My label is just much more expensive than yours.
So please stop
In Other News
“Listen, there’s only like four openings left in the job market in this country, and I’m not getting left behind because I didn’t do enough resume optimization.”
“The union representative also strongly urged the purchase of 2-liters of Coca-Cola, Sierra Mist, and Hi-C Tropical Punch for each party.”
“A second location is already being planned atop the heap of Fleetwood Mac CD’s forming 100 yards away.”
“What are we going to do about it? Well, first of all, stay out of the tunnels. We cannot stress enough how horny these Super Bats are.”
A Fed article by Sappho.
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At press time, a similar ceremony is being planned for the namesake of Uris Deli; the infamous New York railroad tycoon, Uris J. Deli.
“The tradition of shiny-headed baldness among our sandwich makers is a long and storied one at Milano Market."
"You have the audacity to pull out your 10 page long CC paper and staple it as if you explicitly mean to torture me."