CHAVEZ RAVINE - Prior to Game 7 of the World Series, Joe Buck was seen in the visitor's locker room injecting himself with his usual pre-game dose of anesthetic. The hyper 48-year old broadcaster gently eased a needle into his forearm, before coolly exhaling as the Desflurane made its way into his bloodstream. "Oh, that's the good stuff," the noticeably calmed Buck muttered to himself. "Just what I need to deliver an understated, disinterested broadcast."
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At press time, a similar ceremony is being planned for the namesake of Uris Deli; the infamous New York railroad tycoon, Uris J. Deli.
“The tradition of shiny-headed baldness among our sandwich makers is a long and storied one at Milano Market."
"You have the audacity to pull out your 10 page long CC paper and staple it as if you explicitly mean to torture me."
"After almost a year of listening to protesters chanting ‘Where’s Lee Bollinger’ on the steps outside my office, I realized they had a point. I wasn’t where I should be: on their side. It was a humbling moment.”