On Monday, the entire Columbia Class of 2019 was suspended after hard-to-read 2011 Facebook posts came to light. As of press time, the Class of 2020 is furiously deleting its 2012 profile pictures.
The entire Columbia community remains embarrassed by the incident.
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“If this is what it takes to mend the racial scars of American society, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make,” said Greenwood.
“Exposing Westchester’s kids to this kind of disease is nothing short of morally repugnant,” said local activist group FreeEdu. “If you want to do justice to teaching America’s colonial past, you should be giving them smallpox instead.”
He’s also eyeing a presidential run.
“At current rates, we can expect it to reach the other side of the street no later than May 2018.”
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