MCBAIN - The elevator in McBain, last spotted going down to the first floor, has not been seen for several weeks. Concern has been growing among McBain students, as many fear the elevator may have been abducted. Residents fondly recall using the elevator to gain privacy for an hour or two as it traveled between floors.
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