As the voice of the Columbia community, we play an important role in following the pulse of public debate on campus. From our perch on the sundial, we have humanely interrogated passing students about issues that matter.
What do you think about cultural appropriation on Halloween?
“How else am I supposed to bond with my sorority sisters?”
- Randi Bowman CC ‘18
“I can't be racist, I'm gay.”
- Mandy Jewin BC ‘18
“I have a signed permission slip.”
- Britney Crasmer GS ‘17
"My mariachi band is real."
-Alan Star-Parson CC '18
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All five Green Party members attended.
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"Did these rural whites only read the Sparknotes?"
The victims looked “drop dead gorgeous.”
“Let’s just say I have a feeling we’ll be getting an awful lot of press,” spokesman Moshe Feinberg said with a wink.
"This definitely isn't targeted at a particular candidate," RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says.
"We weren't sure if he was concealing a weapon or just a balloon animal. We couldn't take the risk."