Don't bother shopping for corrective lenses - they're ableist.
IN OTHER NEWS
"Once you get hooked, it isn’t long before you’re dropping all your breakfast swipes on drinkable yogurt."
"You haven’t touched me in weeks. What happened to us?"
"I could definitely perk up, but I don’t. Because I’m a misanthropic bitch."
This debate got pretty vicious.
We've got to get him out of there.
He's just as numb on the inside.
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."
Revel in the holiday spirit!
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"