IN OTHER NEWS
"I could definitely perk up, but I don’t. Because I’m a misanthropic bitch."
This debate got pretty vicious.
We've got to get him out of there.
He's just as numb on the inside.
“The old all-you-can-learn system is entirely unsuited for the savvy modern student."
Revel in the holiday spirit!
“Dodge is like, what, a block away?"
“I can’t tell you how many times I have been traumatized by seeing meatloaf."
“What you have to realize is that ‘Beta brother’ is really just a social construct.”